Current mood:

contemplative

Pearls of wisdom, advice, and some just plain random phrases for teens to know.
1. Love, relationships, and anything in that catagory are like a good shake: they are great, but go too fast and you will get 'a brain freeze'. And, no matter how many times you get 'frozen', you always go back for more without a second thought.

2. Grinding on the dance floor=clothed orgy=gross

3. Money is like a great comeback(for those of us not-so-quick-witted): you never have any when you really need them.

4. You are never better than anyone else...they are just not as good as you.

5. If someone offends you, don't yell at them or talk crap behind their back. Beat them over the head with a brick when they aren't looking...it's much more effective.

6. Andy C. laughs...out loud...yah...cool.

7. Look at everything/everyone a different way; you might come up with a new reason to hate it/them.

8. Life sucks then you die.

9. Being a drama nerd is like being any other kind of nerd, except for the whole pocket protecters and math/science clubs thing.

10. Pants are like shirts...you wear them...according to Andy.

11. Present your friends with food in an airline sickness bag. They'll love you forever (call flight attendant for bag disposal).

12. A good insult toward white-trash people: Your mom goes to college.

13. Never underestimate the power of cheese.

14. Cell phones are now like hair; almost everyone has at least one.

15. To be great is to misunderstood.

16. Your life is nothing like the movies. If it is, you are a very lucky person.

17. Don't sell yourself short. You deserve the best, no matter how much of a loser you are.

18. To those who think they are perfect: You are dead wrong. In fact, you are actually the opposite. So get over yourself!

19. The fact that disappointment is a factor in life isn't the shitty part; it's how much that can suck.

20. Rumors attract people like shit attracts flies.

21. Your image is only what you want it to be. Don't let some bimbo/a-hole out of a magazine make you think otherwise.

22. Being cool is how you define it. I, personally, see Hulk Hogan as my idol, but that's just me.

23. Waiting for someone to fall in love with you w/o some action on your behalf is like waiting for to win the lottery...it's just not gonna happen.

24. Guys, scratching yourself in public is not cool. I don't care who you are with or where you are, it is just gross.

25. Girls, don't be affectionate...it apparently 'clingy' in guy terms and it repells them.

26. Behind every great man, there is a cat controlling them.

27. It is not as single person that can being annoying, it is the combination of the wrong people that can be a pain in the anal-region.

28. Ladies, do not snort when you laugh. It is so unbecoming.

29. Gents, do not think that being a show-offy jerk will impress anybody...it just makes you look like an ass.

30. Be not the frog, but the toad: Look before you leap. You will live longer, that way.